[Long] A panda walks into a fancy restaurant. He proceeds to order many different dishes. The waiter is confused about how the panda is going to pay for all the food; nevertheless he brings him the meal anyway. When the panda is done eating, the waiter brings him the bill. But the panda simply pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and exits out the front door. The manager emerges from the back, wondering what the loud noise is all about. He sees the waiter slumped on the table and frantically call…

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, ""Look me up in the dictionary."" The officers then looked up the word ""Panda"" and read, ""Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.""

Panda in a restaurant A panda walks into a restaurant, asking for a table for one. The waitress takes him over to his table and he starts to make his order....... ""1 bamboo shoot with leaf salad, please"". She walks off and within minutes she is placing his fresh food on his table. As the Panda finishes his meal, he stands up, pulls a gun out and shoots the waitress in the head, then walks out casually. 10 minutes later the police are questioning the manager. All he can say is ""w..w...well... …

That's My Chicken A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ""Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"" The guy gets really upset an…