[Long] A panda walks into a fancy restaurant. He proceeds to order many different dishes. The waiter is confused about how the panda is going to pay for all the food; nevertheless he brings him the meal anyway. When the panda is done eating, the waiter brings him the bill. But the panda simply pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and exits out the front door. The manager emerges from the back, wondering what the loud noise is all about. He sees the waiter slumped on the table and frantically calls the cops. When the cops arrive, they shake their heads and say, ""I'm afraid we can't help you."" ""Why not?!"" The manager demands. ""Well, haven't you read a dictionary?"" The cop responds. At the manager's look of confusion, the cop recites: ""Panda: a large bear like animal. *Eats shoots and leaves*""