Dora Jokes

Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.

"Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets

It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora.

Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!

You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner.

It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine

I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America.

Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?

The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors.

I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does

Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.

Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York

Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?

10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule.

So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.

Today on "Dora the Explorer", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.

Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies.

Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.

Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?

I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife"

"Hitler, no Hitlering!" said Dora. But it was too late.

Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs.

Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder