You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner.

I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America.

Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?

I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does