"Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets

It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora.

Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!

You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner.