Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton.

Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio

It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house