Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time.

Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before.

Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton.

Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.