Ohio Jokes

Joe and his tractors So there's this guy named Joe. For years Joe loved tractors. He was obsessed with them. He had tractor posters, tractor calendars, tractor bedsheets, tractor wallpaper, tractor simulators. Anyways one day Joe is at the annual tractor convention in LA and he sees the brand new XJ54330 tractor. It's the top of the line tractor and it's absolutely amazing. He asks the security guard if he can ride it but the guard says no. After some more arguing he offers to pay the guard $200…

In honor of Christopher Columbus... In honor of Christopher Columbus, I've just travel aboard the Nina, the Pinta and American Airlines, and I have discovered.... Ohio! Wait, there are people here already? No matter, Happy Holidays to me!

Voice from above There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice from above. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.'' He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.'' Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and move to Las Vegas.'' He can't tak…

Midwestern joke I heard years ago... State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.

Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) - The city's tax superintendent has been suspended without pay for a week for trying to inject some humor in the city income tax filing instructions. The forms - with such lines as, ""If we can tax it, we will,"" - were sent last week to all Middletown businesses and residents who pay city income tax. The attempt at humor by Linda Stubbs was called ""misguided"" by city Finance Director John Lyons. Lyons said revised forms were sent out immediately at a cost to taxpayers of…

Edney and Cole two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen were working on a blown house circuit. ""Hey Cole!"" said Edney. ""See those two wires?"" ""Sure"" Cole answered. ""Now just grab one of them."" Cole grabbed one of the wires. ""Feel anything?"" asked his partner. ""Not a thing"" answered Cole. ""Good!"" said Edney. ""Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!""

What did one O say to the other O? "Ohio" my younger brother made this one up :)

Phones After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Wheeling WV archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Woodsdale. Shortly after, a story in the The Intelligencer read, "WV archaeologists, reporting a find…

Ohio is stealing my life story A series of train wrecks in an already depressed area

Hooters Two men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to Colorado. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play some golf and catch up with each other. At age 35 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. One asks, "Where do you want to go?" The other replies, "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have waitresses with beautiful bosoms, tight shorts, and pretty legs." "Sounds great." At age 45, they meet and play …

We all need to send prayers to the people in Ohio Nothing happened, they just have to live there

Ohayo means ""good morning"" in Japanese And that is the most interesting thing about Ohio.

A man gets pulled over by a cop in Ohio Frustrated

Redneck birth control A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio.

Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place.""

Where is Engagement Ohio?

Go to Las Vegas There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio

Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult? "Ohio Satan!"

Ohio? More like OBYEo. (If you're from Michigan you'll understand)

Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What's a weeb's favorite state? Ohio