Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it.

What did one O say to the other O? "Ohio" my younger brother made this one up :)

Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio