Here's a Chinese lame joke I translated... General Cao and his army of thirty thousand men were eating a gigantic bean bun. The bean bun was so huge that that they ate for three days and three nights, and all that time it was all crust and no filling. On the fourth day, they finally hit on something, but it wasn't bean filling. It was a sign post, and carved on it were the words: ""From here to filling, 300 miles"".