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Nun in a taxi... A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'' ''Well, I've always had a f

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Cherry Hill The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, ""John, why are you late?"" He replied, ""I was on Cherry Hill."" Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, ""Why are you late?"" Nathan answered, ""I was on top of Cherry Hill."" Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, ""Kevin, where have you been?"" Kevin replied, ""I was on Cherry Hill."" Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and

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famous koan turned into a dumb joke This is my favorite joke to pull on someone... Ok to keep things Anon lets just say my name is Kevin... I ask the person what is the sound of one Kevin clapping... Assuming they are not Kevin and start clapping tell them they are not Kevin and so that is not the sound of one Kevin clapping continue to step peanut butter.... If they happen to be named Kevin.. Run away. Step peanut butter... If they say I don't know what is the sound of one Kevin clapping.. Clap

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The Televangelist. So a Televangelist during a recording of one of his shows, needed 2 volunteers. ""I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS TO ERADICATE THE DEVIL FROM THEIR SOULS, GOD BLESS YOU."" First up, was a man on crutches. ""WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?"" ""Kevin"" ""AND WHAT HAS THE DEVIL DONE TO YOU?"" ""I can't walk properly, not without these old crutches."" ""WELL KEVIN, YOU GET BEHIND THAT SCREEN THERE AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO HEAL YOUR ASS."", and with that - Kevin slowly moves behind the screen. ""I NEED

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A trucker is driving and comes to a red light.. As he stops, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ""Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've nev

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In Michigan As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ""Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the

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World's Greatest Grandfather A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cookies, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: ""Easy, William, we won't be long"". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, ""It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there"". At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of

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3 hungry businessmen Chuck, Kevin, and Dan, were three entrepreneurs, looking at opening a restaurant in a new town. They stopped by a local hole in the wall restaurant to get a taste of the competition. They arrived, and Chuck went to the restroom. The rest of them ordered. The food arrived, and Kevin, and Dan ate. They noticed that Chuck had been in the bathroom for quite some time, and they had already finished their food. Realizing that the menu only had odd varieties of meats to eat, they s

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