The Televangelist. So a Televangelist during a recording of one of his shows, needed 2 volunteers. ""I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS TO ERADICATE THE DEVIL FROM THEIR SOULS, GOD BLESS YOU."" First up, was a man on crutches. ""WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?"" ""Kevin"" ""AND WHAT HAS THE DEVIL DONE TO YOU?"" ""I can't walk properly, not without these old crutches."" ""WELL KEVIN, YOU GET BEHIND THAT SCREEN THERE AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO HEAL YOUR ASS."", and with that - Kevin slowly moves behind the screen. ""I NEED …