And Bob Jokes

Bill and Bob are having a movie night... Bill says to Bob ''hey,go get us some kevin spacey movies.' So Bob runs to the shop and come back 5 minutes later. The Bill asks how many movies he got And Bob replies 'Seven'

The Foo Bird Bob is out on the links enjoying a nice round of golf with his buddy Bill. Suddenly, on the fourth fairway, a huge bird flies overhead and drops a turd on Bob's head. ""Whatever you do, Bob,"" says Bill, ""don't wipe that turd off your head! EVER!"" ""Why not?"" asks Bob. ""I've got a huge bird turd on my head and you're saying I have to keep it on my head for the rest of my LIFE?"" ""Yes,"" says Bill. ""It's a foo bird. And you know what they say about foo birds..."" But just as Bi…

Two couples go camping in the woods... Bob and Peter decide to take their wives on a camping trip. When they get to the campsite, Bob says, ""Hey Peter, since your wife has never been camping before, why don't I teach her how to set up camp while you take my wife to get firewood."" Peter agrees and he and Bob's wife go out into the forest to get firewood. Bob gets Peter's wife started on setting up the tents and decides to get some water for the campsite. While Peter's wife sets up the tents a s…