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John woke up one morning immensely aroused... ...so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John texted: The Tent Pole Is Up The Canvas Is Spread The Hell With Breakfast Come Back To Bed! Heather, grinning, answered: Take The Tent Pole Down Put The Canvas Away The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage No Circus Today! John read it and quickly replied: The

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A trucker is driving and comes to a red light.. As he stops, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ""Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've nev

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In Michigan As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ""Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the

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Finally Heard Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. ""He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"" ""He said 'will you marry me'?"" Marcy asked. H

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says ""Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."" The trucker just ignores her the light changes and he proceeds down the street. At the next light the blonde again catches up and says ""Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."" He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up all out of breath knocks on the window and

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Three women are sitting in a cafe, talking about their husbands. "My husband is a miner," says Heather. "I like being in bed with him because he has an incredible shaft." "Mine is a dentist," says Linda. "I like being in bed with him because no one can drill like he can." "You're both lucky," says Martha. "My husband's a mailman." "What's wrong with that?" asks Heather. "Well," says Martha, "he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong slot."

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Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe. Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!" "I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!" "I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha. The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was 'The Three Little Pigs'!" "I got Disney+ last month too," says Linda. "The first movie I watched on it was 'Snow

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