Marcy Jokes

Little Johnny's Father Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, ""I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."" The first student raised her hand to volunteer. ""Marcy,"" the teacher said. ""You may go first."" Marcy replied, ""My father is a…

Finally Heard Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. ""He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"" ""He said 'will you marry me'?"" Marcy asked. H…

ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained ""I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father spell it and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."" The first student raised her hand to volunteer. ""Marcy"" the teacher said. ""You may go first."" Marcy replied ""My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if …