Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!

Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines.

Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.

I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream "WE FORGOT KEVIN!"