Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.#Peter Parker#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted.#Peter Parker#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman.#Peter Parker#Spiderman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies.#Peter Parker#Parker#Basic White Girls#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen.#Kevin#Peter Parker#Gwen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp