😄 Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web ev...

Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.

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When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen.

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