Parker Jokes

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet.

(Lady Penelope) - Take off my dress! (Parker) - Yes ma-lady... (Lady Penelope) - Take of my underwear. (Parker) - Yes ma-lady (Lady Penelope) - Parker if I catch you wearing my clothes again there will be trouble!