Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house.#Kevin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!#Kevin#Washington Dc#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines.#Kevin#Smiths#Southwest Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream "WE FORGOT KEVIN!"#Kevin#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin.#Kevin#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp