Stuart Jokes

I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool "This is my 24th winter" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart

Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago.

Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir

My twin sons Craig and Stuart are going to America to audition on the X factor when it starts over there. ""Hi, i'm Craig Towers, and i'm Stuart Towers... and together we're Twin Towers"" I've got a feeling they'll go down well.