😄 Kevin is woken up for school. Kevin is woken up by his mother. ""Rise and shine, Kevin! Time to go t...

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Kevin is woken up for school. Kevin is woken up by his mother. ""Rise and shine, Kevin! Time to go to school!"" ""But mom, I don't want to get up."" ""No, you're getting up now, no excuses."" ""Name me two good reasons for why I should get up now and go to school.."" ""First of all: You're 54. And second of all, you're the principal!"" *Source: Hamburger Abendblatt issue #124*

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