Nathan Jokes

So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his…

Nate the Snake So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day…

I see this hasn't been posted in a while, and it's too good not to repost. Plus it kills some time.(Loooooong) part 1 up top. rest is in comments. So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parent…

Suicider... A Magners brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ""I'm sorry Jane, but Nathan died at the brewery today."" ""Oh my god! What happened?"" 'He drowned in a vat of cider."" Said the worker, sadly. ""That's terrible! Was it a quick death?"" ""I'm afraid not, he got out twice to take a piss.""

Nate So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, bu…

Cherry Hill The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, ""John, why are you late?"" He replied, ""I was on Cherry Hill."" Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, ""Why are you late?"" Nathan answered, ""I was on top of Cherry Hill."" Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, ""Kevin, where have you been?"" Kevin replied, ""I was on Cherry Hill."" Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and…

Lost in the Desert. So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for …

I wasted my time on this so I thought I'd waste yours. (Too long for Reddit, split into comments) So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident…

Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a…

So, there's a man crawling through the desert... He had decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but…

Once, there was a snake named Nathan. All of his friends, however, called him Nate. One day, Nate was slithering along the middle of the road, when he came across a large lever, placed directly in the middle of the road. On this large lever, someone had placed a sign that read, ""Do Not Pull Lever: THE WORLD WILL END!!!"" As Nate sat there, in the middle of the road, pondering the urgency created by using three exclamation points on the sign, there came a car speeding down the road. At the wheel…

Lost in the Desert-First half here, second in comments So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was ou…

Lost in the Desert [Part 1] So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the …

The Longest Joke in the World (Part 3) **[Part 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ugw6/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_1/)** **[Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10uhok/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_2/)** ""I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request,"" continued the snake. ""I can guess why you drank it, but I'm not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty…

Allegedly the longest joke in the world: The story of Jack, and Nathan the Snake It's actually so long that it won't fit into a Reddit post, but it's [worth the read if you have like an hour to kill.](http://www.wattpad.com/2012108-the-longest-joke-in-the-world-a-man-in-the-desert#.Uaa7x8qwUgk)

The longest joke in the world So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with…

The funniest (and longest) joke I've read. **It's about 10,000 words long. So get comfy.** So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, a…

Aristotle and Plato walk into a bar They are debating plenism, the physics of the void and how true emptiness could possibly exist in a world of matter that would immediately fill it, when Aristotle’s friend Nathan comes in with his dog. It is a borzoi. “Is that a new dog?” asks Aristotle. “Yeah, this is Monty” says Nathan. “Didn’t you already have a borzoi?” asks Plato. “Yeah - three actually. But they’re so much fun, big old goofballs! He’s got a brother and sister at home too. And I got rec…

The Queen's breasts Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King's chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold c…

Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents" But some people get more creative and give them cute little names like Nathan or Thomas, just like my parents did.

“Mom I think I’m adopted!” Mom: No you’re not Nathan! Why would you say such a thing!? Nathan: Well, I’ve just got the results back from a DNA test that I did and it says I’ve got no living relatives?! Mom: This is nonsense, let’s show this to your dad… Dad *walks in*: Well of course he’s not our son, don’t you remember the first night in the labour ward after you gave birth… you asked me to change him because he was crying so much? I think I picked a good one don’t you?

Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering