Kevin Jokes

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Kevin had just proposed to his girl friend, Emily. He asked her father for her hand in marriage. “Do you think you can earn enough to support a family?” the old man questioned. “Yes sir, I am sure I can” replied Kevin confidently. “Think and tell me carefully young man. We are 12 in number!” the old man warned.

Kevin thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the guy that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the guy that dead men don’t bleed. After hours of tedious study, the guy seemed convinced that dead men don’t bleed. “Do …