😄 Kevin had just proposed to his girl friend, Emily. He asked her father for her hand in marriage. “Do...

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Kevin had just proposed to his girl friend, Emily. He asked her father for her hand in marriage. “Do you think you can earn enough to support a family?” the old man questioned. “Yes sir, I am sure I can” replied Kevin confidently. “Think and tell me carefully young man. We are 12 in number!” the old man warned.

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