A man walks into a liqueur store. A man walks into a liqueur store and gets some beer. After purchasing the teller remarks on the man's rubber gripped gloves. Good idea the teller comments. ""Yeah, they come in handy"" the man says. Thirty minutes later the man realizes he told a dad joke and posts it to reddit.

Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is …

The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks.

A Man, A Proud New Dad of a Baby Boy, Sits Down With His Father At An Irish Pub They get a drink together at the Flannigan Pub, and his father, wearing a blue polo shirt, looks him in the eye and says ""son, I'm very proud of you and now that you're a father and have a son of your own, I think it's time I give you something"" ""Dad, you don't mean what I think you do?"" ""I do, son"" says the man's father Out of his right front pocket, he pulls out a small, thick book that says it is ""1001 Dad …