Hitler Jokes

if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like "yo why did u kill that kid"

The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says "who?" but you still killed a baby.

If I had Pokemon, I'd pretend to understand them. They'd go "Bulba bulbaaasaur" and I'd be like "What do u mean Hitler did nothing wrong?"

Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler.

good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler

DAD: I invented a diaper that's also a time machine! MOM: Where do the poops go DAD: dunno! [CUT TO: A BUNKER IN GERMANY, 1942] HITLER: omfg

"Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon" [Checks Google] "Well I'll be damned"

I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell.

Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone.

I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.

Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead.

A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!

BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER.

If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."

I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me "you know Hitler was also a vegetarian" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing

Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.

Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.

I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little "x" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler.

If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?

Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.

Front page of cnn.com features "Cats that look like Hitler". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess.

*on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*

Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German.

[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit

"People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would." - my kid