Marty Mcfly Jokes

Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works.

Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back

Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck.

Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler.

TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's.

Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger

why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!

Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia.

Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly. If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?,"Gee, it's hard to say although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?,"Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.