Hitler Jokes

What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish.

If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission

Why did Hitler fail his math class? He couldn't reach the final solution.

What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating

Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler

Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'

Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion.

Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch. Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch after watching the Japanese ambassador eat an entire octopus. Goebbels says to Hitler ""What should we eat""? Hitler says ""definitely not sea food"".

Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls...

Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill.

So hitler is walkinf down a hallway So Hitler is walking down a hallway He goes around the corner and into his bedroom and sees a Jewish person on the TV He asks ""Why the hell is there a dead jewish person on top of my televison?!"" Ava speaks up ""It is a good Shoah""

Actual joke told during WW II according to comedian & historian David Schneider A Jew is walking along a farm road and Hitler comes along driving a car. He sees the Jew and points a gun at him, ordering him to eat some cow shit in the field. So the Jew gets down on all fours and eats the cow shit. Hitler laughs so hard he drops the gun. The Jew grabs the gun and points it at Hitler ""Now *you* eat some cow shit!"" And Hitler gets down on all fours and eats cow shit. The Jew laughs so hard th…

What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say.

What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz.

Hitler is sitting at a table with his generals... Hitler informs hit generals of his plan. ""We are going to invade Poland, we are going to kill six million jews and 4 clowns!"" states Hitler. His generals mumble and look among themselves confused and ask ""Mein Fuhrer, why the 4 clowns?"" Hitler slams his fist on the table and states excitedly ""SEE! I knew no one would care about the Jews!""

Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice.

If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out.

If Hitler made a Microphone company... ...it'd be called ""The Third Mic"".

Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia.

What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO

Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost.

Hitler went to the hardware store... and storms over to the customer service counter.   The service person asks, ""Is there anything I can help you with sir?""   ""I want a refund!""   ""what seems to be the matter sir?""   Hitler reaches into his bag and pulls out a snapped wooden pole and some mangled metal tangs and slams them on the counter.   ""This is mein THIRD REICH!""

Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming..

If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!

How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz.