All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!""#Adolf Hitler#Hitler0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people#Lenin#Hitler#Stalin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill. It was over nein thousand.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!""#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race.#Hitler#Usain Bolt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Was it bad? To yell at my gf if I should dig up hitler to show her how to use an oven#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL that Hitler never ate cake Apparently all the ovens were already being used.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people.   You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast.#Hitler#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hitler is walking down the street Hitler was walking down the street when he met a small Jewish boy. Hitler asked: ""Hello little boy, how old are you?"" The boy happily replied: ""I'm 4, and I am gonna turn 5 in a week!"" Hitler smiled and replied: ""Oh no you aren't.""#Hitler#Street Hitler#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself.#Jacob Sartorious#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.#Hitler#Warrior Adolf Hitler#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.#Hitler#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself.#Hitler#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler.#Clinton#Hitler0🔗 ShareWhatsApp