A time-traveller and his student.. A college professor at a small college had just invented time-travel. He knew he couldn't trust just anyone with this secret, so he chose to tell only his best student; an african-american student named Mark. When the professor told him, Mark was shocked! ""So what do you plan to do with you time-machine?"" Mark asked. ""I'm going to kill Hitler when he was a child"" The professor responded. Mark was both appalled and intrigued, so he asked the professor if he …

So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!""

I currently live in a college apartment with four other dudes... we go through toilet paper like Hitler went through the Jews

If Hitler went to art school... He'd probably work at a restaurant. Since he majored in art, he'd probably work there for a while, long enough to see the invention of carbonated drinks. Really, even if Hitler went to art school, he'd still be gassing the juice.