Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.#Anne Frank#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too""#Mr Frank#Anne Frank#Amsterdam0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!#Anne Frank#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm not saying you're a jackass but... You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set.#Anne Frank#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot#Anne Frank#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic"".#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary#Hitler#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!""#Hitler#Anne Frank#Anne#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank.#President#Anne Frank#Politics0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There was a pub quiz last week And there was a round on Literature. The question was ""Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe"". Imagine the disgust when I shouted ""The diary of Anne Frank""!#Anne Frank#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!#Anne Frank#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.#Anne Frank#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from camp.#Anne Frank#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is a Nazi's favorite type of hotdog?,"Ze Anne Frank But its so Hard to find#Anne Frank0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.#Anne Frank#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is a Nazi's favorite type of hotdog? Ze Anne Frank, But its so Hard to find#Anne Frank#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration.#Anne Frank#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did Anne Frank have a good time at camp? Of course! She said it was a gas!#Anne Frank#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp