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A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

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Great Russian joke Four mothers; German, Italian, French, and Russian are in a maternity ward ready to pick up their babies. It just so happens, the nurse doesn't know which baby is which. So the Italian mother walks up to a crib and takes out a slice of pizza. One of the babies moves its hands forward. ""That's mine"" says the Italian mother and picks it up. Next, the German mother walks up and says ""Heil Hitler."" Immediately, one of the babies makes a Nazi salute and the German mother picks

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A German, an American and an Englishman are standing by the sea... They're talking about their military's efficiency. The American boldly claims ""Our American submarines can last a month under water without ever having to go up!"". The Englishman laughs and says ""That's nothing. Our Royal Navy submarines can last half a year under water without ever having to go up!"" Both look at the German who remains silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges before them and a man jumps out shouting: ""Heil Hitle

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