[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE

Kim Yong Il, Stalin and Hitler have their personal hell... ...which consists of a swamp that will let you sink deeper the more lies you spread during your time as a leader. Kim Yong Il is buried till his waist. Stalin is buried till his chest. Hitler is standing upright above them all, barely sunken in till his ankles with a big grin on his face. Stalin asks: ""What are you laughing, fachist?!"" Kim says: ""How come you didn't sink in much?"" Hitlers grin grew from ear to ear as he sneakily said…

My Russian History Professor told us an old Soviet Union joke Brezhnev dies and goes to hell (responsible for era of Soviet economic stagnation) where he meets the Devil. The Devil says: ""You've been a bad man, Mr. Brezhnev. I'm going to show you three doors, a different eternal punishment behind each, and you must choose your fate."" Three large wooden doors materialize; The Devil opens the first to reveal Hitler being boiled alive in a huge cauldron. Brezhnev says: ""That looks too painful, l…

Hitler and Stalin meet in hell... and are standing in a massive pile of shit.How deep they are standing in it depends on how bad they were before they got into hell.Hitler already has the shit to his mouth and looks over to Stalin. He is surprised to see that he only has the shit to his ankles and asks him why.Stalin looks over to him and says:"Let me tell you a secret. "What is it" responds Hitler. Stalin:"I am standing on a priest".