A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

1941. Adolf Hitler visits Ausschwitz On the ashfield he meets a small jewish girl. She asks:"" Hitler Hitler, wanna play?"" Hitler, honorable as he is. Kneels down. Smiles at her. Takes a hand full of ash and throws it in her face"" here little one. Play with your siblings""

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands

Hitler Joke One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in Germany after he became leader. He became thirsty and asked his servant, ""will you please fetch me a glass of juice?"". ""Of course, sir"", the servant replied A few minutes passed and Hitler still didn't receive his juice. He calls for his servant and says, ""where is my juice?"". ""Gassing them as we speak"", replied the servant. ""What are you talking about?"", replied Hitler curiously. ""All the Jews, gone"", stated the servant. Hitl…