Ferrari Jokes

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why d…

A lawyer is driving his Ferrari... ...when suddenly he loses control and drives straight into a tree. A few moments later, another man pulls up beside him and asks him if he is alright. "My Ferrari!" Cries the lawyer, "Its gone!" The man says to him, "You're so focused on your supercar that you haven't noticed that your whole left arm is gone!" The lawyer looks at what used to be his arm, screams in agony and at the top of his lungs yells; "MY ROLEX!!!"

Retirement Home A woman moves to a retirement home. Her sons each decide to give her a nice gift as a token of their gratitude. “I will buy a Ferrari for mom,” the oldest says, “at least half a million dollars worth, so she can enjoy a nice drive.” “I'll buy her a luxurious villa with a downstairs sleep and bath room,” says the second, “that way she can live independently again.” “I am buying her a million-dollar parrot,” the third one says, “unique in its kind, one that can talk like the be…

A teacher asks her class "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked and not knowing how to respond to this, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the …

Ruth, a young blonde woman, was driving her Ferrari waaay over the speed limit, …so she gets pulled over be the police. The police woman, who also turns out to be a young blonde, walks over to the Ferrari and signals Ruth to roll down her window. With the window open, our blonde police officer demands to see Ruth’s drivers license and registration. After finding the registration in the glove compartment, Ruth starts going through her purse looking for her drivers license. She gets exceedingly s…

The Old Man and the Ferrari A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500

Where's your Ferrari? Woman: Do you drink beer?

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market a brand new Ferrari GTO…

A man was driving down the road when suddenly a Ferrari whizzed past him and the driver inside yelled... ... ""ever driven a Ferrari mate?"

You don't see that everyday. A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker meant slow down. While the Ferrari was towing the tractor

A man was driving along the road A man was driving along the road when suddenly a Ferrari whizzed past him and the driver inside yelled ""ever driven a Ferrari mate?"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside

Do you know Kawasaki bikes? An Italian man is driving his Ferrari

2 reasons why I don't let my girlfriend drive my Ferrari Reason 1: I have no Ferrari

A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.

Scooter a man in a ferrari stops at a red light next to old guy on a scooter. he rolls down the window and says ""this car can do 0.to.100 mph in less than the time your scooter starts to move..."

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race? Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Its a longy but a goody A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either

A man was walking through the woods when he came across a lamp. Hoping that there might be a genie inside the lamp, he picked it up and rubbed it, and, sure enough, out popped a genie who immediately granted him three wishes. "For my first wish," said the man, "I'd like $5 million." And POOF! Five million dollars appeared. "What is your second wish?" asked the genie. "I'd like a new Ferrari," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming new Ferrari suddenly appeared. "And for your third wish?" inquired th…

A woman went into a bank in London wishing to loan $3,000 for one month. The loan officer said that he would require collateral. The woman says, “I have a Ferrari; here are a set of keys. Keep it until I repay the loan.” The loan is authorized and the Ferrari driven away for safe keeping. The woman returns one month later, pays the $3,000 loan together with $20 interest and the car is returned to her. Clearly puzzled, the loan officer says to her, “With respect, madam, I don't understand why som…

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return, I will grant you three wishes." The man says, "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red …