A man was walking through the woods when he came across a lamp. Hoping that there might be a genie inside the lamp, he picked it up and rubbed it, and, sure enough, out popped a genie who immediately granted him three wishes. "For my first wish," said the man, "I'd like $5 million." And POOF! Five million dollars appeared. "What is your second wish?" asked the genie. "I'd like a new Ferrari," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming new Ferrari suddenly appeared. "And for your third wish?" inquired the genie. The man thought for a moment. "Well, I've got the money and the car, so I guess I'd like to be irresistible to women." And POOF! He was turned into a box of chocolates. GLOBAL WARMING Global warming isn't real? Excuse me, there are Scottish people with suntans! Adam Hills