Adam Hills Jokes

An observation by Adam Hills "I have a slight theory as to why there’s such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it’s because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to ‘feed the world’. And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, ‘We Are the World’"

Gays in the military "If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn’t take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon" — Adam Hills

A man was walking through the woods when he came across a lamp. Hoping that there might be a genie inside the lamp, he picked it up and rubbed it, and, sure enough, out popped a genie who immediately granted him three wishes. "For my first wish," said the man, "I'd like $5 million." And POOF! Five million dollars appeared. "What is your second wish?" asked the genie. "I'd like a new Ferrari," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming new Ferrari suddenly appeared. "And for your third wish?" inquired th…