I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.#Private Ryan0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.#Private Ryan#Ant Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called.."Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."#Private Ryan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse.""#Tom Hanks#Private Ryan#Sarah Jessica Parker#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons.#Jason Bourne#Will Hunting#Private Ryan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.#Private Ryan#Chuck Norris0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If gay men were allowed in the army back in WWII Saving Private Ryan would be a lot shorter...#Private Ryan#Military0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Gays in the military "If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn’t take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon" — Adam Hills#Private Ryan#Matt Damon#Adam Hills#Military1589🔗 ShareWhatsApp