I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers.

Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples.

Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley. After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.