Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes

I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, "Let us bray."

Matthew Broderick just became the "mare" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare.

So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts.""

It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...

After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse.""

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... And the bartender goes ""why the long face""

A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!""

A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"" The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says ""it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!""

When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower.

""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby.""

A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" Sarah Jessica Parker responds, ""I'm a person you know? I have feelings!""

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !

Why did Demi Moore replace Sarah Jessica Parker in Wild Oats? Because SJP kept eating the script. http://variety.com/2014/film/news/demi-moore-replacing-sarah-jessica-parker-in-wild-oats-1201218824/ Come on, someone has to have something better than me for this.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n.

I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse.

Why did Demi Moore replace Sarah Jessica Parker in Wild Oats?,"Because SJP kept eating the script. Come on someone has to have something better than me for this.

Why did Demi Moore replace Sarah Jessica Parker in Wild Oats? Because SJP kept eating the script. Come on, someone has to have something better than me for this.

How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set? Rub some peanut butter on her gums.