In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: "Get upchucky in Kentucky."

No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.

"There is no GREG in 'team.' " - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity.

one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere