😄 I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first ...

Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

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If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called.."Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."

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After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse.""

#Tom Hanks #Private Ryan #Sarah Jessica Parker #Animals+1 more

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I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons.

#Jason Bourne #Will Hunting #Private Ryan #One-Liner

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