Ferrari Jokes

After 45 years of marriage, I looked at my wife carefully and said to her, “Darling, 45 years ago we had a cheap car, a cheap apartment, slept on a sofa bed, watched a small black and white television, but I got to sleep with a gorgeous 21 year old girl every night. Today, I have $1 million house, Ferrari, huge king sized bed, plasma screen hi-definition television but am sleeping with a 66 year old woman.” My wife, being the reasonable woman that she is, told me to go out and find a 21 year old…

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, A mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive…