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Do you smoke? Lady : Do you smoke ? Man : Yes Lady : How many packs a day ? Man : 3 packs Lady : How much per pack Man : $10.00 Lady : And how long have you been smoking ? Man : 15 years Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct ? Man : Correct Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct ? Man : Correct Lady : Do you k…

Critical Thinking Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year,it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 ye…

Do you smoke cigarettes? Paul: Do you smoke cigarettes? Patrick: Oh yes. Paul: How many sticks a day? Patrick: 7 packs. Paul: When did you start smoking? Patrick: 18 years ago. Paul: How much does a pack cost? Patrick: 10 dollars Paul: So you spent 70 dollars a day on cigarettes? Patrick: Yes. Paul: If you had saved the 70 dollars a day for 18 years, that would be $460,000 and you could be driving your own Ferrari right now. Patrick: Can I ask you a question? Paul: Go ahead. Patrick…

Man and woman Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: 150 Rs. which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs 150 Rs. and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending 450 Rs. each day and each month at 13500 Rs. In one year, it would be approximately 162000 Rs. ...correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend 162000 Rs., not accoun…

Archibal Assoulshot's first day at school This is a verbal joke, best told/read out loud. It's Archibald Assoulshot's first day of school. The teacher says: ""Now class, I want you all to welcome Archibald to the class. Archibald, will you stand up, say your name for the class, and spell it?"" Archibald stands up and says ""Yes ma'am I can do that. Archibald Assoulshot, A-r-c-h-i-b-a-l-d A-s-s-o-u-l-s-h-o-t"" The teacher says ""Very good, Archibald! But that's not how we spell our name here. Wil…

Male logic!! is it working? MALE LOGIC Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, the past 20 years puts you…

Do you drink beer? Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past …

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes... Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts you…

Male logic. Another joke from an 83 year old dad. This is a conversation between a man and his new girlfriend. Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions, which he answered quite simply. She is speechless after answering only one question. Critical Thinking At Its Very Best!: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!). …

Do You Drink Beer? Lady: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Lady: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Lady: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip. Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 20 years, I suppose. Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct? Man: Correct. Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spend…

Where's your Ferrari? Woman: Do you drink beer?