Archibal Assoulshot's first day at school This is a verbal joke, best told/read out loud. It's Archibald Assoulshot's first day of school. The teacher says: ""Now class, I want you all to welcome Archibald to the class. Archibald, will you stand up, say your name for the class, and spell it?"" Archibald stands up and says ""Yes ma'am I can do that. Archibald Assoulshot, A-r-c-h-i-b-a-l-d A-s-s-o-u-l-s-h-o-t"" The teacher says ""Very good, Archibald! But that's not how we spell our name here. Wil…