Male logic. Another joke from an 83 year old dad. This is a conversation between a man and his new girlfriend. Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions, which he answered quite simply. She is speechless after answering only one question. Critical Thinking At Its Very Best!: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!). Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: Oh, about 20 years, I suppose. Woman: So, a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct. Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 or maybe more, correct? Man: Correct. Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where's your Ferrari?