America Jokes

What is the best thing about Tiger Woods' arrest? A black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!

""Name one person that could beat Captain America"" Captain Vietnam

The good doctor A doctor moves to America

Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America So Trump was livid saying ""That's MY job

Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance? Neither because they live in America.

An Australian man has just arrived to America An Australian man has just arrived to America and almost got hit by a car while crossing the road.

Turns out Trump just got confused He made the swamp great again and drained America.

Trust Issues A rich polish man leaves his homeland to start over in America and find love.

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon They'll think it was France

Jose and the Game. Jose snuck across the border to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home

How do you know America is the greatest country in the world? Don't worry

How do you get America to join a World War? Tell them it's almost over.

Whats the difference between America and Germany? Germany has less Nazis.

What do you call a bee from America? USB

What's the difference between America and Canada? The Americans have really nice neighbors.

What's the difference between America and cheese? If left for a while

A Russian visiting America A RUSSIAN visiting America

What's the difference between America and Yogurt If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

My skin is so oily that I'm afraid that one day America may invade it!

In America it's called Alt Right

In Russia you watch tv In America tv watches you.

I got a white noise machine to help me sleep... but it just keeps saying things like ""I have many friends of different colors"" and ""I just wish America was like how it used to be.""

Muslims in America [removed]

Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world

Trump is bringing America back to a time when it was great 1984