America Jokes

I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle

Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well

Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America

Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America.

What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days.

I'm tired of pre shredded cheese Make America grate again

I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world.""

America is racist When Barack Obama gives his speech

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America... Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years

America is converting to metric units... inch by inch.

Good news and bad news Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

What's the difference between America and Europe? In America

I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor

[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.

America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch

[NSFW] A foreigner comes to America to find a wife... But before he can find and marry a woman

Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again.

Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!

""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America

A plane was travelling from America to the UK A plane was travelling from America to the UK when