Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after.

Computer backup systems are expensive so I include "Death To America" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written.

Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death.

[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot